21 May 2004

nocturnal-urination -nation
in a vague summer night's worst nightmare, speculate this: he who'so ever pulleth this sword from this stone shall be forwith rightful king of all England---does this seem MAD to anyone else?

20 May 2004

chronologically gifted


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

BUT

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
the kewlest thing since play-doh

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16 May 2004

a playground thing...


hang around the playground through sunsets/sunrise; taking up the weekend..,could take all night; say it aint so and put on fake feelings; dashboard indebted to the imprint of my brow FOR MY DIRTY PIGEONS...