silly rabbit
the most fun since play-doh...

bad bunny

**from mighty girl

"quote"
"i dont know, i don't care, and it doesn't make any difference"
-Jack Kerouac

simile
i am a leaf
floating in the wind
i toss and i turn
twist and spin
i am up and down
float all over this town
i am a leaf
watch me as i float by

where do i sign...
some guys are filing suit against the DOE...apparently white males are put into a special department where they do nothing and get paid mad amounts of money...only a white guy would complain about that...

click here

**from rick

:) TOOL (:
going to see 'tool' tonite...not a huge fan of their's but i love a good show. i dig that zeppelin tune they cover though. jordan is in love with them. so is karen. so jordan's bringing me, and i'm bringing karen. she says i'm santa claus. i asked if i get to wear a suit. hmmm...maybe my birthday one...

ps- kat, i'm coming up in a few.

^newsflash^
'one man out' is performing at the OC Battle of the Bands Monday July 22, 2002
email them for ticket info

info@onemanout.com

~{~@mind fuck'd@~}~
>>>>>intercept II 19 MM0II-b

//bgn

down in the drags but im still pure
been lost together, me and my girl
she left me for a mirror image of me
she left me so alone i would be

do you love me or my words?
soft spoken and redeeming
golden or demeaning
in tattered clothes i bare the flag
shot up in galleries same as my dad
went out to bakersfield to see what i'd find
got lost in the desert drinking turpentine

arch your back
curl your toes
eyes dilate
escaping moan
warm breath
soft touch
not enough
not too much
hands pressed
minds collide
all as one
body, mine

think you can beat this? think you have won?
tempt me twice more and we'll dance

who knows what you're bitter heart can unleash
backed up dumpsters and garbage disposals
tethered down to a railroad track, seconds away

i want to scream
but no one can hear me
bound and gagged by suit jacket and tie
beg for forgiveness but pious im not

i can't help this feeling
im uncontrolled
where is my lover
covered in gold

//end

justification
i now have, once more, a valid california drivers license. it was originally suspended in October of 1999...yes, 1999...but that didn't slow me down...it wasn't until i got a DUI in August of 2000 that i payed any attention to it...oh yeah, getting a DUI while driving with a suspended license is frowned upon by the judicial system...so, my debt to society being paid (in the grand total of $1,253.21 and drivers license being suspended for an additional year) i am back as a fully formed and functional member of society...

boo-yah!

worthless
i have just spent the last 20 minutes trying to spell "decision"...it required:
a) the help of a co-worker
b) all our combined functioning brain cells
c) spell check

...the saddest part is we were trying for most of that time just to spell it vaguely close so that spell check would understand what iwas trying to say...oh well, here's a cool link:

funny russian jokes

**from metafilter

hurumpf!
i hate everybody

fuck you all

...again, not you kat, you're a darling...

*check it*
there's a new blogger on the block...its called no parking...the interpretations of reality by a certified lunatic...its true, swear...he's a friend of mine...

and if that weren't enough...

and for those of you still feeling the post 4th blues...an american classic:
Battleship

~~holiday~~
>>>begin transmission XVII 01 MMII

here i am the shadow of a naked angel
know my heart and love it
lay me down beside four-leaf clovers
and whisper to me with wind
lay with me in utter confidence
this naked angel spreading wings
carry me to safety
engulf and enshroud with those feathery curtains
entombed for eternity

..

on these cliffs a mind was born
of thought surpassed by god
expansion of eternity
through electronic warfare
digital interface to a heavenly body
a shrine to lay thine eyes

..

those eyes
they're on me
penetrating...

does she know?
does he suspect?
is it all too much to assume?...

this pedestal is faltering
this image still not clear
i want to whisper madness
into that lovely ear...

that's all they see, my insanity
and what they can reap from me
they want my soul, and so much more
they all want my dream...

i fear for myself in times of doubt
normally i just carry on
but when the bottle hits the lips
and we embrace in bitter kiss
i kick out those around me...

on my rooftop
arms in a V
i am awesome
no one can touch me.

..

>>>end transmission XVII 01 MMII

}buddah{
his holiness, the Dalai Lama is working for the union of science and Buddhism. a worthy cause, in my opinion. check out Science for Monks

**from metafilter

journey to the center of the void
so i was mindlessly "surfing" for a little bit. i am extremely tired and it makes me look like i'm actually working so :P
here is my journey, please vist all sites because they are all very worth both time and respect:

whygodwhy.com
to the abouts page
to anil dash's about page
to anil's archives
to to anil's portal page
after a brief jaunt to and fro with several of those, back to anil's current(??) post
to a dead blog with an awesome archive

this whole process was a cleansing, mind-expansive jaunt through the thought process of several magnificent human beings...thanks guys...

p.s...by the way, i'm only being fluffy 'cause im FUCKING TIRED!!!!!!!!!!

p.p.s...kat, sweetheart, pay no attention to the bad words, they're not for you...

...at a loss for words...
okay, this is just wierd...

lobotomy 101 presents:

Piss Jumping

**from rick

worried still
okay, i am not a very patriotic man. i got detention in high school for not saying the pledge of alligence, i always forget flag day, and i cannot support a regime that says i can't smoke marijuana in my own house and if i do i am a terrorist. i'm not a terrorist, i'm a pot-head. there's a BIG f@#$ing difference! anyway (so easily distracted) i read this article by an American Airlines pilot and i just wanted to share it with the rest of you. very aptly put for a pilot, i must say. (sorry pilots of the world)

**from metafilter

good clean funnies
UCSD has a comedy newspaper called The Koala...pretty funny shit, check it out...

|top 5|
Top 5 Greatest Inventions of Mankind
5) spam...more fun than play-doh, tastier than tofu
4) velcro...speaks for itself
3) cheese...some guy goes walking in the desert for a couple weeks with some milk, magically when he got back it had turned to cheese...oooo...aaahhh...oooooohhhh!
2) bread...any way you like, call it yum yum!!!
1) beer...liquid bread AND its got alcohol!!!

~{my god is a porcelin one}~
last night jordan and i went out celebrating...there were several reason for this, can't get into it now...we went down to hennesy's where they serve this drink called "the Big Wave"...64 fluid ounces of rum, pineapple juice, red bull, and stuff...served in a fish bowl, like you used to keep your goldfish in...my head hurts...

astounding
floating wreckage:jettisoned cargo is f@#$ing great site...all in the guise of just another simple blog...news, reference, this site has it all...

thanks metafilter!