01 July 2002

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Top 5 Greatest Inventions of Mankind
5) spam...more fun than play-doh, tastier than tofu
4) velcro...speaks for itself
3) cheese...some guy goes walking in the desert for a couple weeks with some milk, magically when he got back it had turned to cheese...oooo...aaahhh...oooooohhhh!
2) bread...any way you like, call it yum yum!!!
1) beer...liquid bread AND its got alcohol!!!