too funny...

You Know You're a Nova Scotian When:

1. Your Idea Of A Traffic Jam Is Ten Cars Waiting To Pass A Tractor On The Highway

2. "Vacation" Means Going To MonctonFor The Weekend.

3. You Measure Distance In Hours

4. You Know Several People Who Have Hit Deer More Than Once

5. You Often Switch From "Heat" To "A/C" In The Same Day

6. You Use A Down Comforter In The Summer

7. Your Grandparents Drive At 100 Km/H Through 13 Feet Of Snow During A
Raging Blizzard, Without Flinching.

8. You See People Wearing Hunting Clothes At Social Events

9. You Install Security Lights On Your House And Garage And Leave Both Unlocked

10. You Think Of The Major Food Groups As Deer Meat, Fish And Keith's

11. You Carry Jumper Cables In Your Car And Your Wife Knows How To Use Them

12. There Are 7 Empty Cars Running In The Parking Lot At The Canadian
Tire Store At Any Given Time

13. You Design Your Kids Halloween Costume To Fit Over A Snowsuit

14. Driving Is Better In The Winter Because The Potholes Are Filled With Snow

15. You Think Lingerie Is Tube Socks And Flannel Pajamas

16. You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, And Construction

17. It Takes You 3 Hours To Go To The Store For One Item Even When
You're In A Hurry, Because You Have To Stop And Talk To Everyone In Town

And Finally, You Know You Live In Nova ScotiaWhen:

18. You Actually Understand These Jokes And Forward Them To All Your
Friends From Nova Scotia


...i wanna meet someone from nova scotia...