wishing i could age like wine
the number of times i feel old is increasing on a daily basis...example 1 (last night): some friends and i try to re-hash old habits and go down to Strands to have a bonfire...(i bought a 40 of Mickey's to go with my voddy...very old skool)...but, as in the old days, we didn't bring any wood...expecting to either find wood there or some chill people willing to share...(fire for alcohol, i love bartering)...arriving at the first pit we meet 3 very chill guys...so we sit our fat asses down and begin conversation...i notice these three guys positively staring at the 3 women im with...shit! "how old are you guys?" i ask..."17" they reply...double shit...they then continue to tell me about thier high school, which is about 5 years old, and built where i used to ride BMX back in "the day"...these kids were still drooling and pissing themselves when i used to sit at a fire with older girls and stare in absolute delight at their breast's...i wanna be peter pan...i don't wanna grow up!...

(segue into 'Toys R Us' theme and fade into the background)