Quote of the Week
"Why do you think Uranus felt pain when he realized his reign was over?"
~Retold Classic Myths; The Perfection Form Company (1990)~
03 June 2004
26 May 2004
California History
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?
California became a state.
The state had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California is today,
only the women had real boobs.
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?
California became a state.
The state had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California is today,
only the women had real boobs.
21 May 2004
20 May 2004
chronologically gifted
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
BUT
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
BUT
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
16 May 2004
a playground thing...
hang around the playground through sunsets/sunrise; taking up the weekend..,could take all night; say it aint so and put on fake feelings; dashboard indebted to the imprint of my brow FOR MY DIRTY PIGEONS...
10 May 2004
Greetings Virgo
Here is your horoscope for the week of May 10 through May 16
Mercury makes a great aspect to Venus on Monday, so make use of this to negotiate some wonderful deals with all the right people. You gain special favor with those in positions of power and authority. You are able to charm them with your style, flair, and know-how, and your meticulous attention to detail. Pull out all the stops, and go straight for the big prize. Mars has now joined Saturn in Cancer, so your social life should begin to pick up, after a period in which is has seemed a bit dull.
Here is your horoscope for the week of May 10 through May 16
Mercury makes a great aspect to Venus on Monday, so make use of this to negotiate some wonderful deals with all the right people. You gain special favor with those in positions of power and authority. You are able to charm them with your style, flair, and know-how, and your meticulous attention to detail. Pull out all the stops, and go straight for the big prize. Mars has now joined Saturn in Cancer, so your social life should begin to pick up, after a period in which is has seemed a bit dull.
06 May 2004
The Guys' Rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note ... each is numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going
to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem
only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago
is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become
null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,
the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know,
I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh!!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note ... each is numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going
to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem
only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago
is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become
null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,
the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know,
I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh!!
03 May 2004
bored and lonely and a little bit scared
here is exactly what is needed for those with too much time on thier hands {administration-whores and bitch-clerks; data-entry-scum and mail-room-morons...i too slaved under the flickering phosphorescent lights of corporate america, mindlessly stabbing at a keyboard...i spent about 15% of my day doing actual work, the rest looking for stupid shit LIKE THIS
here is exactly what is needed for those with too much time on thier hands {administration-whores and bitch-clerks; data-entry-scum and mail-room-morons...i too slaved under the flickering phosphorescent lights of corporate america, mindlessly stabbing at a keyboard...i spent about 15% of my day doing actual work, the rest looking for stupid shit LIKE THIS
okay, so im a little bit crazy...
i took some personality disorder -test...some wierd site i found on google...what do you think? i want to know
i took some personality disorder -test...some wierd site i found on google...what do you think? i want to know
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Very High |
| Schizoid: | High |
| Schizotypal: | Very High |
| Antisocial: | High |
| Borderline: | Very High |
| Histrionic: | Very High |
| Narcissistic: | Very High |
| Avoidant: | Very High |
| Dependent: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- | |
Greetings Virgo
Here is your horoscope for the week of May 3 through May 9
There is a Full Moon in Scorpio on Tuesday, which is going to make matters appear more emotional than they might really be. Jupiter turns direct in your sign, which brings you more opportunities, but this week it might be better to hold off, as the Sun also squares Neptune. There is a possibility of confusion, especially if signing a legal paper associated with your job. Your love life continues to be as bizarre as ever, and this keeps you on your toes. If you watch and wait, you will learn a lot.
Here is your horoscope for the week of May 3 through May 9
There is a Full Moon in Scorpio on Tuesday, which is going to make matters appear more emotional than they might really be. Jupiter turns direct in your sign, which brings you more opportunities, but this week it might be better to hold off, as the Sun also squares Neptune. There is a possibility of confusion, especially if signing a legal paper associated with your job. Your love life continues to be as bizarre as ever, and this keeps you on your toes. If you watch and wait, you will learn a lot.
30 April 2004
pepsi generation and d-generates
The National Hip-Hop Generation Political Something-Or-Other is looking for volunteers for any of you hep-cat-quasi-political-freedom-fighters...check it out...
The National Hip-Hop Generation Political Something-Or-Other is looking for volunteers for any of you hep-cat-quasi-political-freedom-fighters...check it out...
29 April 2004
...ya' gall-darn' hooligan!...
i saw the funniest thing on craigslist.org today...in the LA section...listed between: "Film Promotion Girl Needed (One Night Only) (Hollywood) " and " Acting Academy - Director (Lake Arrowhead, CA)...check it out....
AMMEDED 22JUN2004://
THE ABOVE LINK WAS 'REMOVED FROM THE CRAIGSLIST COMMUNITY'...
hahahahaha thats some funny shit...
i saw the funniest thing on craigslist.org today...in the LA section...listed between: "Film Promotion Girl Needed (One Night Only) (Hollywood) " and " Acting Academy - Director (Lake Arrowhead, CA)...check it out....
AMMEDED 22JUN2004://
THE ABOVE LINK WAS 'REMOVED FROM THE CRAIGSLIST COMMUNITY'...
hahahahaha thats some funny shit...
26 April 2004
dirty pigeons
...i played tonight at Coconuts in capo beach...neil of ' a white wall advertisement' joined for a few old tunes like "matted{formatted to fit this screen}" and "be cool"...jd of 'stereophonics', avowed number-one-fan of my old band, '...one man out...' stepped up as well on "in my side" and "my emily"...
...all and all a good show...possible cinco de mayo gig w/ black-flys as result...plus an open invitation to Coconuts...
...to all the entities who came in support, some unseen for literally years...my hat is off to you. thank you for making me blush :P
##########
'dirty pigeon' website coming soon...w/ mp3's!
...i played tonight at Coconuts in capo beach...neil of ' a white wall advertisement' joined for a few old tunes like "matted{formatted to fit this screen}" and "be cool"...jd of 'stereophonics', avowed number-one-fan of my old band, '...one man out...' stepped up as well on "in my side" and "my emily"...
...all and all a good show...possible cinco de mayo gig w/ black-flys as result...plus an open invitation to Coconuts...
...to all the entities who came in support, some unseen for literally years...my hat is off to you. thank you for making me blush :P
##########
'dirty pigeon' website coming soon...w/ mp3's!
Greetings Virgo
Here is your horoscope for the week of April 26 through May 2
The Sun in Taurus is helping you to appreciate how much you have to gain by thinking big. Don't downsize yourself, and focus on how tiny you want your world to be. Allow yourself to expand. On Wednesday, the Sun aspects both Saturn and Jupiter. You will feel inclined to be more sparing with time you give to your social life. But you are encouraged to be more self-expressive than you usually are. This is a good week, with the promise of progress, as Mercury, your ruling planet, turns direct.
Here is your horoscope for the week of April 26 through May 2
The Sun in Taurus is helping you to appreciate how much you have to gain by thinking big. Don't downsize yourself, and focus on how tiny you want your world to be. Allow yourself to expand. On Wednesday, the Sun aspects both Saturn and Jupiter. You will feel inclined to be more sparing with time you give to your social life. But you are encouraged to be more self-expressive than you usually are. This is a good week, with the promise of progress, as Mercury, your ruling planet, turns direct.
22 April 2004
sunrise in tijuana
now take a minute, there...dont be so damned naive; ' think this is something you really should come down and see; i walk a mile but i didnt find a thing; saw the sky and it was whistling to me...singin'...
just a little south of the southern most edge; smells like shit, well...i think that somebody did; the asshole of the earth is all around me; but that sun-rise sky...so beautiful...my hearts pounding...those silver-laced slivers of clouds...touched in pink-orange nouns...so beautiful...so beautiful...
in the town where you dont wanna drink the water
yeah, i saw the prettiest sun-rise in tijuana...
now take a minute, there...dont be so damned naive; ' think this is something you really should come down and see; i walk a mile but i didnt find a thing; saw the sky and it was whistling to me...singin'...
just a little south of the southern most edge; smells like shit, well...i think that somebody did; the asshole of the earth is all around me; but that sun-rise sky...so beautiful...my hearts pounding...those silver-laced slivers of clouds...touched in pink-orange nouns...so beautiful...so beautiful...
in the town where you dont wanna drink the water
yeah, i saw the prettiest sun-rise in tijuana...
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